I just want to lie on the kitchen bench in our underwear at 3 in the morning and tell each other things we can’t tell anyone else
if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
if you date me i will buy you things i see in stores that remind of you and make you mac and cheese and brownies and we can watch disney movies and yeah date me
that girl u just called fat? she’s eatin some good fuckin food
that boy u laughed at for fallin asleep in class? he was up all night watching hentai
those kids who wear big dorky glasses? they don’t even need them wtf
those kids who never take out their headphones? they’re listening to Mitt Romneys autobiography. they paid $17.99 for it. they actually bought it.
i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne”
like u do know that people can’t control their acne
it’s not their fault
don’t be a dick
what if instead of saying “can you google it”
we used bing or yahoo?
"hey can you yahoo this for me"
"idk man, bing it"